As I've thought about this, I just don't think it's fair that we don't have a standardized categorization of sin. Imagine this, you meet the Greeter Gal and she says, 'Here's your program, and please, take your appropriate Scarlet Letter.' Unfortunately, after looking for doctrine to back this up, I wound up empty handed (There's nothing. Zilch. Nada).
So if we can't do the Scarlet Letters, here's the next best thing: Your Personal Color-coded Guide to Sin. You're welcome, World.
The Blue Shirt
Oh, honey. You steer clear of this guy. Never mind the fact that he creeps on the mom of the infant he eventually falls in love with, a man in a blue shirt is pure danger.
Sin: Too suggestive of adventure and intrigue
The Black Shirt
James Bond just called. He's impressed.
Sin: Channelling too much raw masculinity
The Green Shirt
I can't take this guy seriously.
Sin: All the sins.
The Purple Shirt
Cardiac failuuuure
Sin: Too much confident sexiness
According to my handbook, mah boys have turned out quite fine.
