(If you have never seen this show, try it. I thought it sounded stupid when a friend recommended it to me last year.... it is awesome. Just make sure you have enough money in the bank and solid grades because you won't be able to go to work or study once you start watching. You're welcome.)
SPOILER WARNING FOR 'ONCE UPON A TIME' FANS:
Haven't heard from Pinocchio in a while. The curse is broken. Why aren't you real again?!
The problem with good people is that they never kill the bad guy. Take Harry Potter for example. Because he won't use Avada kedavra, he loses friends and a godfather. Why is Hook only knocked out and locked in a storage container? THIS IS NOT PRODUCTIVE! He is going to come back and kill every one of you. It is better that one man die than an entire nation, no?
This character captivates me. Rumplestiltskin is fascinating. Maybe a little too fascinating to my subconscious as he appeared at my bedside after I watched an episode right before falling asleep. Rather terrifying. Nonetheless, Rumple is by far my favorite character and I've heard whispers that he dies in season 3 (so I already despise Peter Pan). If he's really dead, I'm done. I can handle mostly dead, because mostly dead is slightly alive (The Princess Bride taught me well). The seer said the boy would be his undoing - let us pray it's just the Dark One's undoing and Rumple and Belle can have their Happily Ever After.
I might need to book a therapy session with Dr. Hopper to keep sane during this.
